FINALLY!
At long long last, the Tories are to be returned to power!
Moreover, after 5 attempts, I am finally the Member of Parliament for somewhere or other.
So, readers, look forward to the continued adventures of Jacob Rees-Mogg … MP!
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Jake
I meant to say please pass on my commiserations to Nancy, Fabes, Wilf (great sausages), Davey ‘Horse Manure’ H-A, et-el.
If they drop the double barrelled surnames and get a website like yours they might get a result in a few months time.
Dave
Dearest Jacob
David has been keeping me posted on developments and informs me of your resounding vicory in Somerset’s coal mining constituency (I could have sworn I closed all the pits down!). This reminds me of my victory in 1985 over that leftie miners president.
Anyway, David tells me he has big plans for you – managing the Conservative MP’s pheasant shooting team. I am sure that this will be a task that you will relish.
Kindest regards to dear Willy.
Maggie
complete idiot.
Guy’s it’s a spoof website for a real guy, who unfortunately did get elected, look at the bottom of the page…
“This website is based on “Le journal intime de Carla Bruni” as featured in “Le Canard Enchainé” newspaper. It is a spoof/satire/parody site of a shockingly real Tory MP.”
I <3 Dan Norris
Good luck in your new job.
Pffft.
To the various ‘Outraged of Somerset’ posters: I took ’somewhere or other’ to mean that Mr R-M has tried unsuccessfully to represent many different constituencies, and now he has finally succeeded in one of them. It’s not that he can’t remember the name of his constituency — after all, he is a local boy himself, I believe…
I’ve just read in the local paper that you’re holding surgeries on a Saturday. Isn’t that when the Mendip Farmers are having a hunt? Noone said being an MP would be fun.