I should have been Doctor Who

I am coming to you from an undisclosed location.

I have been locked up in a Conservative bunker on my own all day. Chris Greyling has also been removed from the campaign but he has his own safe-house somewhere else. Mr Cameron thought it unwise to put us together in case a sneaky journalist manages to discover my whereabouts.

So, rather bored, I discovered the television show Doctor Who, and I must say I was rather impressed! Take a look at the hero, does he perhaps remind you of somebody?

That’s right! Clearly the New Doctor is based on the New MP for North East Somerset!

I think it is a welcome change from the known lefty David Tennant. I was particularly pleased that this episode featured the Doctor bringing down a Police State. Very much like the one that has been created under 13 years of Labour! With another 5 years of Brown, I am certain we shall see the introduction of those Smiley Beasties.

Next week, I notice another good old Tory, Winston Churchill, will be making an appearance. I cannot wait, thank goodness I do not have to do any campaigning.

Tags: Chris Greyling, Doctor Who